Today I have finally faced the truth... I have spent most of the afternoon trying to paste my life back together as I have officially lost my life - also known as my diary...
Sometime last week my little black diary (and my young persons railcard) slipped into that nebulous abyss that sometimes swallows my personal possessions only to spit them back out again a few years later. I've been in denial for a week hoping I'd find it and existing in that slightly nervy state of wondering what I'm doing next week.
Not pleasant. It's funny how much I've forgotten... oh well. If I'm supposed to be hanging out with you in the coming few months it might be an idea to email me and let me know... I would really hate to stand you up! Hang on - I think I've just hit on something! I now have the perfect excuse for bunking off appointments I'm really dreading keeping;
"Accountablility session? What accountability session?" mwahahahahaaaa!